Whispering in my best Haley Joel Osment impression, “I see spanked people…”
Do you have spanking on the brain? You could call it a sixth sense, the spanko sense even. I find it a bit odd that there are people who don’t think about spanking all the time. Freaks… Lol. It is certainly something on my mind a lot. The size of one’s hands and tone of one’s voice are some of the first things I notice about a person. I rewrite spanko versions of songs all the time. (You can find my latest one here.) I always wonder what other people may be into spanking. Nearly everything I see is a potential implement and anything said can become spanking innuendo. I spend a good amount of time on spanking forums, chatting with spanko friends, and reading spanking blogs. A friend called it “obsessive spankulsive behavior”. Here are some potential signs.
Is the “S” section of your dictionary the most worn?
When you look at this, do you think I’d love to take a nice hot bath or do you think RUN!!
Do you observe the irony of Arnica gel being sold near the bathbrushes at Whole Foods?
Does being called young lady make you blush?
Have you used the term “getting toppy” in your everyday life to describe getting what you wanted?
Do you hang out near the belt section of your local department store to hear that swooshing sound when they are tried on? Okay, not as subtle. Lol.
When someone uses the word “banking” in conversation, do you think twice about what they may have said?
Have you ever used the term “spankable bottom”?
Are you balding yet still own a collection of hairbrushes?
Are the words “tops” and “bottoms” forever disassociated with clothing in your mind?
Do you get butterflies in your stomach when you see a straight backed chair in the middle of a room?
If you answered yes to a few of these, you too may have spanko vision. But don’t worry, I think it just makes life all the more interesting. I observe these things and smile that I’m in on a joke that the majority just doesn’t get.