We All Scream For Spanko Ice Cream

Thank you to Hermione for sharing Ben and Jerry’s flavor generator with me and inspiring this post. Have you ever wondered about ice cream being specially marketed to spankos? What would the flavors be named? Well, here are a few ideas I came up with.

(featured illustration by Dave Wolfe)
Some aren’t as subtle…

And who could forget a Ben & Jerry’s classic…
What’s your favorite flavor?

About Lea

I'm a shy bottom with a sharp wit. :-)
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8 Responses to We All Scream For Spanko Ice Cream

  1. joeyred51 says:

    Lea: ROFL. Very, very funny and clever.


  2. Season says:

    My favorite is I'm Berry Sorry. LOL, gotta love it!

    How about Top Logic flavor? Luscious red berries on the bottom and nuts on top. *grin*


  3. Lea says:

    @joey, glad you enjoyed it!

    @Season, haha Top Logic would be a good flavor. How about Brat Attack?


  4. eileen061209 says:

    lea, I think you need to get these products on the market as soon as possible; particularly in states like Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York with elevated spanko populations. With the hot weather soon upon us, and always an abundance of naughty bottoms with red hot cheeks, there is sure to be a very successful enterprise for you with this product. Yum!


  5. bree512 says:

    I like Talk To The Hand first, Not So Vanilla next, then Smarting Ass, Paddled Pink, Cherry Red and then I'm Berry Sorry.

    Funny I see a definite pattern there. (giggles) Story of my life. Hehe.


  6. Hermione says:

    I like Caned Sugar best. It's a little subtle. And Not So Vanilla is a riot!



  7. Dave Wolfe says:

    Yep, even though Cherry Red has a fine cartoon illustration on the carton (thank you, thank you) I like “Not So Vanilla” the best, and “Caned Sugar” is a close second!


  8. Lea says:

    @eileen, I know right? My Umbrellight may have failed but I knew I could invent something worthwhile!

    @bree, yes I'm Berry Sorry tends to come last. Hehe.

    @Hermione, a tad more subtle than the others.

    @Dave Wolfe, welcome and thanks for reading! I do love that illustration and have added the credit.


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