Ah, the holidays. Obligations to spend time with family members you don’t like and spend money you don’t have. All those annoying things aside, Christmas is interesting in that it really sets off my spank-dar with all the references in vanilla advertising. There’s been a commercial for the Jared Galleria of Jewelry I’ve seen many times over the past few weeks. It is advertising Le Vian chocolate diamonds and at the end of the commercial it says “Le Vian chocolate diamonds, they’re anything but vanilla.” It makes me laugh every time I hear it. It’s about time they market diamonds for kinky people! It’s a totally untouched demographic! And I must ask, who really gets diamonds and Lexuses for Christmas? Holiday advertising is laughable.
Another not so vanilla Christmas reference came in the form of a card I received from a friend. The front of it has a picture of a girl sitting in a chair facing a corner. Inside was written “If you aren’t on the nice list by now, it’s probably too late.” Now this was sent by a fellow spanko friend but it came from Hallmark, not Fetlife. And with all the Santa references of naughty and nice and stores filled with panties like these—>
it makes one wonder what the vanilla people are thinking. Do they not see that all these things blatantly lead to spanking? I’m not the one with a skewed view here, they are! How can they not see it? Poor vanillas with their heads in the sand. They’ll never know all the fun things one can do for Christmas.
I wish you all very happy holidays and may it include some of this-
If that’s what you wish.