Back before I attended the SCONY Mountain Weekend this past September, I created a countdown theme of 30 Things NOT To Say To A Top. Well I’ve been at it again. For the past month, I’ve been sending all my friends daily countdown messages prior to the April mountain weekend. For this one, the theme has been 30 Ridiculous Reasons Tops Spank For! I know, it was seriously hard to keep it to just 30. My original list had nearly double that number. And before anyone gripes at me about grammar, a top already told me early on that it should’ve been titled “…Reasons For Which Tops Spank.” Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Have you ever had a top give you a reason that you were in trouble that just made you roll your eyes? Or even laugh? See if any of your ridiculous encounters made the list!
30 Ridiculous Reasons Tops Spank For
#30- Because the world is round
#29- For “looking like I’m up to something”
#28- Because it’s a day that ends in “y”
#27- For being sick
#26- For breathing
Who hasn’t heard that one?
#25- For having the remote control
Why do tops hate Days of our Lives? Let me watch in peace!
#24- For associating with bad influences
#23- For saying tops can’t read
I think the top doth protest too much.
#22- For the current state of the economy
#21- For tattling
#20- For NOT tattling
The age old answering a direct question debacle…
#19- For looking too happy
#18- For saying “dude”
How can I go to an 80’s themed weekend without being able to properly quote Michelle from Full House? “You’ve got it, dude!” I’m doing it anyway…
#17- For throwing imaginary food in chat
#16- For wearing red (apparently it’s like waving a red flag at a bull)
True story. They get some competitive drive to make your bottom match the color of the clothes.
#15- For being Lea
#14- For being Not Lea
I still say that my disguise as Not Lea turned out pretty well for me at the last weekend. But a few tried to get me on “impersonation.”
#13- For missing a fake camogie practice
It’s a long story involving a silly man who thinks he’s a coach.
#12- For being cute
#11- For bringing Peeps to a party
Someone will probably get me for this again in the next week. But the Peeps are worth it!!
#10- Being responsible for the Bubonic Plague
#9- For asking why
#8- For knocking over a fake tree
#7- For not making the rain stop
Yes, I was really spanked for that. And it’s ALWAYS raining in PA!
#6- Because the Yankees lost
What can I say? I know a lot of New Yorkers.
#5- Because they need to warm up their hands
#3- Because they said so
#2- Probably for creating this list and pointing out how ridiculous they are
#1- For being too good
I mean, really? Come on!
And that’s the list, folks! By the time you are reading this, I should’ve already landed in JFK and be groggily on my way to the weekend. I have an extra long trip this time because after the group’s weekend ends, I’ll spend a few days in NYC. I’m really excited to see all my friends again and hopefully meet some cool new ones! And I fully expect to get lots of Peeps! I’m sure I’ll be back with many stories next week. Have a good week everybody!