The Truth About Cats And Dogs

Thank you to my friend R who inspired this post with her comment about how tops, like cats, want attention and may be distracted by a ball of yarn. Has anyone else noticed the similarities between cats and tops? And also dogs and bottoms? Let’s take a more in-depth look at this.

Cats And Tops

Cats try to be the Mastermind
They are very grumpy when woken up
They have terrible typing skills
 
They are always giving you The Look
They like to lull you into a false sense of security
But they are always watching and waiting
It is possible to distract them. Ooh, something shiny!
At the end of the day, they want your attention. And they will smack you to get it.

Any of this sound familiar?

Dogs And Bottoms
Dogs are always innocent
They always have their friend’s back
They can get rowdy in a crowd
They are loyal and loving
They give you presents
They are very good with computers
They just want to watch Days of our Lives in peace
Whatever happened, it’s not their fault!
Is it possible to coexist?
We can try!
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About Lea

I'm a shy bottom with a sharp wit. :-)
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17 Responses to The Truth About Cats And Dogs

  1. Ursus Lewis says:

    Yeah, right… *shakes his head*

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  2. joeyred51 says:

    Lea,

    Very cute post Lea. The dog with the sad face reminds me of a shy and witty bottom I know.

    Great pictures!

    Hug,
    joey

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  3. Marne says:

    Lea, I had to read it several times. Just too adorable…and too true! My dogs never “hide and watch” like my cats. Reminds me of the Tops sitting on the porch…”just talking,” until they march off some unsuspecting bottom for something they “happened” to overhear!

    Another good post, as always!

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  4. bree says:

    But…but….I always considered myself to be a cat. What a dilemma! :O

    Niicceee. Very cute. It must have taken you many hours to find those pictures to match what you wanted to say.

    Mischief managed, I see. Lol.

    Isn't it a little early to be drawing the attention of the Death Eaters/Spankers for October? 😉

    By the way, I am coming in October. I wouldn't miss Harry Potter for anything. 🙂 Do you think a spell will ward off the residule effects from this post come then? Or will that be sooner than later? Hmmmm…maybe you should put a spell on this post now so the Tops will not remember it. *giggles* 😉

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  5. Ahhh looove love looove this post! Super cute, and true! lol Great pictures as well.

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  6. Kaelah says:

    That's a sweet post! 🙂 Funnily, my mate Ludwig, being (predominantly) a top, is a tomcat (or domcat), whereas I am a dachshund. I am predominantly a bottom, but I also love to switch. Well, I guess dachshunds are dogs that have a demanding, toppy side as well! 😉 I also used the last picture of your post on our blog a short time ago, as a picture of Ludwig and me. So, a happy coexistence between cats and dogs is indeed possible. 🙂

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  7. Angel says:

    Adorable! I love all kinds of animals. The pics matched perfectly. Nice job.

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  8. Kaki says:

    Very cute pictures.

    Dogs are loyal and man's best friend and always want to please. 🙂

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  9. Susie says:

    LOL…and really quite true!

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  10. Anonymous says:

    Aaahhhh!!! I loooove it! I especially appreciate the DOOL pic!

    That's fantastic.

    I love that I inspire hilarity in you!

    L.,

    R.

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  11. sarah thorne says:

    This is TOTALLY right on target! 🙂

    sarah

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  12. Lea says:

    @Urs, I take it you are a cat person?

    @joey, That dog's sad face puts me to shame. Lol. Adorable.

    @Marne, Yes, LURKING. That is a top trait of cats and tops. And popping up unexpectedly.

    @bree, Ah, well you are a switch. So you can choose which animal you want to personify in the moment.

    @playful little brat, I knew that some others would be able to see reason. 😉

    @Kaelah, Domcat, I love that! Haha! Thanks for stopping by!

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  13. Lea says:

    @Angel, Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

    @Kaki, Absolutely, all great traits!

    @Susie, I know, right? Lol!

    @R, I came across that one of the dog on the couch and knew it'd be the perfect caption. 🙂

    @sarah, Indeed! Now I wonder, can cats read? Hmm…

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  14. Erica says:

    Oh, that is too cute!

    Thing is, though, I've always considered myself to be feline. I love to nap, I purr when being stroked, I'm a finicky eater, and I don't respond to commands. 😀

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  15. Lea says:

    @Erica, Well we all know you topped in that one video, so maybe you're really a switch at heart. 😉

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  16. Jean says:

    Very cute post!

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  17. Lea says:

    @Jean, Thanks! No comments about how true it is? Is there a top over your shoulder? 😉

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