My Favorite Things

I haven’t parodied a song in a while, so here goes. I hope you enjoy my spanko twist on The Sound Of Music classic.

My Favorite Things
Rosy spanked bottom that’s sore when I’m sittin’
Bending over for spankings in the kitchen
Cane-iac packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cute colored panties with pictures of poodles
Dreaming of spankings all day while I doodle
The sound of a belt whipped off before it swings
These are a few of my favorite things
Tops in white dress shirts, sleeves rolling in a flash
Getting The Look that makes me want to dash
Anticipation that makes my hands wring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad
Scoldings over things I shouldn’t have written
Reminded there are times my tongue should be bitten
Damn, I forgot how much his hand can sting
Why were these some of my favorite things?
It wasn’t smart saying his arm spanked like a noodle
Now I’m gonna get it, the whole kit and kaboodle
The paddle comes down hard making my ears ring
I need to reassess my favorite things!
Why does it seem our logic always clashes?
I pout out my lip and bat my eyelashes
He’s not falling for it and makes the cane sing
Leaving furious lines until to him I cling
When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

About Lea

I'm a shy bottom with a sharp wit. :-)
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13 Responses to My Favorite Things

  1. bobbsroom says:

    Hi Lea

    Fantastic, penned by a true wordsmith. I had better not learn the words though; the tune is in my head now.


    BOB B


  2. sarah thorne says:

    One of my favorite songs, too!!


  3. Erica says:

    Heeheee! Love it!


  4. joeyred51 says:

    Terrific Lea. Very clever and funny.



  5. So clever!! I love it and am sure it'll now be stuck in my head all night!


  6. Susie says:

    You're so good at this Lea! I love that you pick songs that I know. Thanks for the chuckle.


  7. Lea says:

    @bobsroom, Thanks! I have that problem too, I always hear my versions when the real song comes on. Just can't sing it out loud. πŸ˜‰

    @sarah, Hope you liked this one as much!

    @Erica, Glad you enjoyed it!

    @joey, Thanks, glad you liked it!

    @playful little brat, Catchy, isn't it? πŸ˜‰

    @Susie, Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

    @SublimeWifey, Glad you liked it!


  8. Angel says:

    Now please put it to music, sing along, and send to us. I have the last three you did on my phone. It always strikes me funny when one of them plays in random mode while I'm at the gym working out.


  9. Emen says:

    Love it. Thanks


  10. Ana says:


    But wait…if these are all your favorite things, why would getting spanked by them make you sad?

    I think your song just scared me into at least a few hours of behaving…


  11. SNP says:

    Lea, I count you as one of the “heavy hitters” in the spanking blog world so heartfelt thanks that you would post about my Fantasy Friday story at PK's blog. She is the best to host FF.
    Warm Regards to you, SNP
    Cute Post–who does not like Sound of Music?? My parents saw that movie on one of their 1st dates πŸ™‚


  12. Lea says:

    @Angel, Haha that's awesome! I'll work on it!

    @Emen, Glad you enjoyed it!

    @Ana, Because it still hurts. I'm a wuss. πŸ˜‰

    @SNP, Aww thank you! I really enjoy reading your stories!


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