Have you ever taken a picture naked (picture of me naked or me taking a picture of someone else naked?) Yes. I’ve taken a picture of something while I was naked. I’ve taken a picture of myself naked. And I’ve taken a picture of another naked person before. So yes to all.
Made money illegally? Yes. Gambling is technically illegal in my state but I participate in an office pool every year when the March Madness NCAA men’s basketball tournament rolls around. I’ve won the last 2 years running. Pretty good for someone who is just making shit up on the bracket!
Had a one night stand? Maybe. Is it a one night stand if you still know the person?
Been in a fist fight? No. I’ve slapped a guy across the face before though. I normally don’t recommend assault but he was a high school boyfriend and had just cheated on me. I felt pretty damn good about it.
Slept with your best friend? Yes. They were best friends at the time anyway.
Had sex in a public place? Yes. Hotel hot tub. It was a fantasy at the time that once realized was highly overrated. Same goes for the ocean.
Ditched work to have sex? No. I always go to work. I skipped out on some high school classes, but honestly would’ve found a reason to miss them anyway.
Slept with a member of the same sex? Physically sharing a bed and sleeping? Yes. Sexually? No.
Seen someone die? No and I hope I never do.
Ran from the police? No. Nothing is important enough to make me run. I’ve avoided them a time or two in my younger years.
Woke up somewhere and not remembered how you got there? Yes. I don’t stray from my daily habits much so sometimes when I travel somewhere it takes me a moment to remember where I am.
Worn your partners unmentionables? No. My stuff is cuter anyway.
Fallen asleep at work? Been fired? Yes, I have momentarily fallen asleep at my desk before. No, I have never been fired.
Used toys in the bedroom? I have a spanking toy box and a sex toy box. Some are used more than others.
Ran a red light? Yes. I was not paying any attention and lucky that nobody else was coming across the intersection.
Been in a car accident? Yes. Fortunately nothing major though.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No to the first. Badly, to the second.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes. Sometimes I think my real fetish is self torture since I’m always interested in those who are unavailable to me.
Sang karaoke? Yes. At any given opportunity if the crowd is fun.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes. All the time.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes, as a kid.
Caught someone having sex? Yes. Oh the things you cannot unsee.
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes. It was Halloween and I’d never met him before that night. He was cute. Never saw him again.
Shaved your partner? No. At first glance, I read that as “shared.”
Given your private parts a nickname? No, but someone else has.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes if swimsuits count.
Had sex on a roof top? No. That sounds literally dirty.
Played chicken? No.
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes. A radio show host in hopes of winning concert tickets. FYI- They don’t have that much power and can only give out what the station lets them each day.
Do you sleep naked? Yes. I hate when I travel and have to share rooms because then I can’t.
Blacked out from drinking? No. I’ve puked though. I don’t drink much.
Felt like killing someone? Like today or ever? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Maybe? I honestly can’t remember. If there’s a marathon going on I don’t try to keep count. I’ve been spanked more than 5 times in a day!
Been with someone because they were in a band? No. I don’t know anyone in a band anyway. If Justin Timberlake wants my number, I’m right here!
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No. I can handle maybe 3 drinks in a whole night.
Shot a gun? Yes. The stupid friend I was with didn’t warn me how hard rifles kick back. My ears were ringing for days and I was really worried I’d have permanent hearing damage. I also had a bruise below my shoulder for days.
Gone outside naked? No. I don’t do the outdoors, much less naked.