Ode To My Imagined Lover

Justin Timberlake turns 32 today. He’s been on my dream guy list since I was 12 and first bought an ‘N Sync CD.
He came a long way from being born in Nashville, being on the new Mickey Mouse Club, to superstardom in singing by age 16.
After ‘N Sync split, he went on to a very successful solo career singing and acting.
from Alpha Dogs
And Dwight is right, only JT can bring SexyBack.
Justin, it’s Tearing Up My Heart because I Just Wanna Be With You. Can’t you say Bye Bye Bye to Jessica so I can finally be your Girlfriend and Rock Your Body? Maybe Somewhere, Someday you can love me Like I Love You.  
 I’m tired of using Ayo Technology. Tell Me, Tell Me..Baby, is it finally our time?  I Drive Myself Crazy thinking of you. I’m going to go Cry Me a River if this can’t work out. I’m low maintenance, I swear. All I Want Is You This Christmas. And your Dick in a Box as well. You will always be the king of Pop to me.
Oh and I’d happily take your birthday spankings for you. See what a good girlfriend I’d be?

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I'm a shy bottom with a sharp wit. :-)
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8 Responses to Ode To My Imagined Lover

  1. joeyred51 says:


    I hope you find your JT. He would be a lucky guy.



  2. Hmmm, although “god must have spent a little more time on you”, I think he might want to know if its “no strings attached” first. Otherwise, he might just “sail away”. 🙂



  3. SNP says:

    Fun to learn about your celebrity crush, Lea:)


  4. Brooke says:

    haha, i laughed out loud with all the little lyrics in this post .. cute! 🙂


  5. Lea says:

    @joey, Thank you!

    @sugarsweethoney21, Haha, what an awesome response!

    @SNP, I have a few. 😉

    @Brooke, I figured a couple people might get it. 🙂


  6. LOL!

    Lea, wouldn't you happily take a birthday spanking for almost anyone? Except for our nutty friend Joey who likes the cane?


  7. Abby Sage says:

    If you take birthday spankings on behalf of someone else don't they have to give you the spanking themselves? And double?



  8. Lea says:

    @Ana, Yes, that may be true. 😉

    @Abby Sage, Sounds good to me!


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