My Favorite Things- Redux

This is my parody of The Sound of Music’s “My Favorite Things” which I shared a while back. Hope you enjoy!
My Favorite Things
Rosy spanked bottom that’s sore when I’m sittin’
Bending over for spankings in the kitchen
Cane-iac packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cute colored panties with pictures of poodles
Dreaming of spankings all day while I doodle
The sound of a belt whipped off before it swings
These are a few of my favorite things
Tops in white dress shirts, sleeves rolling in a flash
Getting The Look that makes me want to dash
Anticipation that makes my hands wring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad
Scoldings over things I shouldn’t have written
Reminded there are times my tongue should be bitten
Damn, I forgot how much his hand can sting
Why were these some of my favorite things?
It wasn’t smart saying his arm spanked like a noodle
Now I’m gonna get it, the whole kit and kaboodle
The paddle comes down hard making my ears ring
I need to reassess my favorite things!
Why does it seem our logic always clashes?
I pout out my lip and bat my eyelashes
He’s not falling for it and makes the cane sing
Leaving furious lines until to him I cling
When the strap bites
When the cane stings
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad
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About Lea

I'm a shy bottom with a sharp wit. :-)
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9 Responses to My Favorite Things- Redux

  1. joeyred51 says:

    Lea,

    Excellent.

    Hug,
    joey

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  2. PK says:

    I love it, what a great job!

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  3. dancingbarez says:

    This is really awesome, and hey we have the same favorite things.

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  4. Dave says:

    This is truly classic! Love it 🙂 🙂

    xx,
    Cherry Red Dave

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  5. BigGerman says:

    You are so clever,wish I had a white dress shirt.

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  6. Kaelah says:

    Sweet parody, Lea, thanks for sharing! 🙂

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  7. Lea says:

    @joey, If there is ever a Sound of Music themed weekend, I'll be ready. 😉

    @PK, Thank you!

    @dancingbarez, How about that! 🙂

    @Dave, Thanks for reading!

    @BigGerman, That could easily be arranged. 😉

    @Kaelah, Glad you liked it!

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  8. Anonymous says:

    Great! Thanks for the earworm!

    –regan

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  9. Lea says:

    @Regan, Glad you enjoyed it!

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