(Cross-posted from my Fetlife writings)
Lea: “Hi.”
English: a. “Hi.” (Sometimes it is just a hello.) b. “Hi. I want a spanking.”
Lea: “What are your plans tonight?”
English: “I am free. Are you going to fucking ask me to play already or what?”
Lea: “I’m hungry.”
English: “After I find sustenance, I’d really like a spanking later.”
Lea: “I’m tired.”
English: “I’m tired.”
Lea: “You’re a jerkface.”
English: a. “You really ARE a jerkface.” b. “I think you’re cute and you should spank me.” c. a and b combined
(In response to being asked if I’ve played at the party)
Lea: “A little bit.”
English: “I want more spankings.”
(In response to being asked what I like to do at the party)
Lea: “I’m a spanko.”
English: “Spank me already!”
Lea: “That toy looks mean.”
English: “Smack me with it so I can form an accurate opinion.”
Lea: “No.”
English: “Get the fuck away from me.”
Lea: “A little more.”
English: “Push me to the edge, baby.”
There. Are we all on the same page now? Was it that difficult? I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to spank me. Yeah, I sort of quoted Notting Hill. I should be spanked for that.
Lea,
Fortunately, I know what you want even more than peeps. When I look at your face, I see “Spank me now, what are you waiting for dumb ass.”
You are so adorable.
Hug,
joey
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I take it that this post was prompted by the fact that even though you traveled across the country to a spanking party some men are unsure if you want to be spanked. I have seen this. Men group together. Sit on a couch. Don't talk. Stare at the wall. I do wonder about my gender. I have no suggestions.
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Hmmmm, you'd think it'd be easy to interpret, eh?
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LOL! I think I have a similar dictionary. 🙂
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@joey, Haha. And that's why you find yourself with so many play partners, Joey. 😉
@Our Bottoms Burn, Lol. Sometimes that is the case. Many of them are okay at it though.
@sarah thorne, I know, right?
@Larken, Oh yeah? Maybe we need to distribute these dictionaries around.
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