Spanking Carols For The Holidays

I’ve parodied many songs over the years. Enjoy and happy holidays!

Santa Baby (spanko style)

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Santa baby, pull me right over your knee,
Oh please,

I’ve been an awfully bad girl,

Santa baby, oh hurry up and spank me tonight.

Santa baby, what? 54 swats of the strap too?

You Scrooge!

I’ll be a good girl dear,

Santa baby, not sure I want to be spanked tonight!

As you pull me by my wrist,

I say “Alright, alright, if you do insist,”

I’m o’er your lap to be spanked good,

Now please check off my Christmas list.

Santa baby, I wanna swat,

Oww not all on the sit spots!

Been an angel all year,

Santa baby, give me a good girl spanking tonight.

Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need,

To feed,

This spanko’s desires,

Santa honey, oh hurry up and spank me tonight.

Santa cutie, and now my bottom is quite a wreck,

Oh heck,

Signed with stinging red lines,

Santa cutie, you’ve got my bottom burning tonight.

This next year oh you will see,

I’ll be so good I won’t need any spankings,

I really do believe in you,

Now why are you laughing at me?

Santa baby, now leave me with one mighty big swing,

That stings,

To remember you by,

Santa baby, oh hurry up and spank me tonight.

Hurry up and spank me tonight,

Hurry, tonight.

O Christmas Peep
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very tasty;
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very tasty;
Not only trees when winter’s here,
But also chicks at Easter.
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very tasty!

 

O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very sugary;
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very sugary;
How often has the Christmas Peep
Afforded all the greatest glee!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
You are so very sugary!

 

O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
Your colors shine so brightly!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
Your colors shine so brightly!
From green to pink, yellow and white,
There’s only splendor for the sight.
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
Your colors shine so brightly!

 

O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
How good Just Born has made thee!
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
How good Just Born has made thee!
You know who the true and faithful be,
We love our Peeps unchangingly.
O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
How good Just Born has made thee!

 

The Twelve Days Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
 a spanking over his knee

 

 On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
 Two burning cheeks
 And a spanking over his knee

 

 On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three scoldings
 Two burning cheeks
 And a spanking over his knee

 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten tears-a-streaming
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven wooden paddles
Ten tears-a-streaming
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve minutes in the corner
Eleven wooden paddles
Ten tears-a-streaming
Nine hairbrushes
Eight belts-a-swinging
Seven swats-a-standing
Six canes-a-swishing
Five bars of soap
Four leather straps
Three scoldings
Two burning cheeks
And a spanking over his knee

 

Spanking Christmas (to the tune of White Christmas)
I’m dreaming of a spanking Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the tops say “Listen!”
And bottoms glisten
Their heat melting all the snow

 

I’m dreaming of a spanking Christmas
With every apology card I write
Where the day brings “sorries” and feeling contrite
And a bottom glowing bright

 

I’m dreaming of a spanking Christmas
A top with a long list in sight
While their day may be merry and bright
My bottom will be burning all night!

We Wish You A Merry Peep-mas

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We wish you a merry Peep-mas
We wish you a merry Peep-mas
We wish you a merry Peep-mas and a Peep filled New Year!
Sugar comas we bring to you and your kin
Sweet tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

Oh, bring us a Peep in pudding
Oh, bring us a Peep in pudding
Oh, bring us a Peep in pudding and a cup of Peep cheer
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some
We won’t go until we get some, so bring some out here

 

We wish you a merry Peep-mas
We wish you a merry Peep-mas
We wish you a merry Peep-mas and a Peep filled New Year!

 

Carol Of The Canes (to the tune of Carol Of The Bells)

Hark! How the canes
Mean rattan canes
All seem to say,
“Run, run away!”
The tops are here
Instilling some fear
To young and old
Meek and the bold

 

Whiish, Craack! Whiish, Craack!
That’s how they smack
With a big swing
Bottoms stinging
One seems to hear
Words not of cheer
From ev’rywhere
Filling the air

 

Oh how they pound,
Raising the sound,
O’er hill and dale,
Telling their tale,
Gaily they swing,
While people scream,
Words not of cheer,
The tops are here
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
On, on they send
On without end
Their awful swing
Bottoms stinging

 

Swiish, craack, swiish, craack!

I’ll Spank You For Christmas (to the tune of I’ll Be Home For Christmas) 

I’ll spank you for Christmas

You can count on me

Please set out the straight backed chair

And be in the corner standing

Christmas Eve will find you

Pulled o’er my knee

I’ll spank you for Christmas

Merry Christmas to lovers of spanking

Here Comes Mr. Top (to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus)

 

Here comes Mr. Top!
Here comes Mr. Top!
And he’s got a cane!
Ronnie and Bonnie and all the bottoms
try to run out of the way!
He starts swinging, girls are shrieking,
Bottoms burning bright
Hang your head and say your prayers
‘Cause Mr. Top comes tonight

 

Here comes Mr. Top!
Here comes Mr. Top!
And he’s got a cane!
He’s got a bag full of implements
you won’t want to see again!
Strap a’swinging, tears are streaming,
Bottoms try to flee from sight
He is near, cover up your rear,
‘Cause Mr. Top comes tonight

 

And for anyone celebrating Hanukkah, I haven’t forgotten you!



Paddle, Paddle, Paddle
(to the tune of Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel)

He has a big old paddle
He made it out of wood
And when he’s toppy and ready
I’ll quickly learn to be good!



Oh paddle, paddle, paddle
He made you out of wood  
And when he’s toppy and ready
I’ll quickly learn to be good!



It has an evil body
With holes so short and thin
And when my bottom’s tired
I give in and never win!



Oh paddle, paddle, paddle
He made you out of wood
And when he’s toppy and ready
I’ll quickly learn to be good!



The paddle’s never playful
It takes away my grin
He points to the chair and says,
Bend over, let’s begin!



Oh paddle, paddle, paddle
He made you out of wood
And when he’s toppy and ready
I’ll quickly learn to be good!

 

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