Search Madness/Wellred Weekly/Shadow Lane Is Almost Here

I admit that I’ve typed seemingly stupid things into a search engine. My friend laughed at me for looking up “how to brown ground beef.” Hey, it helped! Not everyone is a chef. Sheesh. From time to time, I come across search keywords that led people to my blog that really make me scratch my head or just laugh. There are some standard ones that I often see like these:

spanking sounds
good girl spanking
lea’s corner
sounds of spanking
is james spader kinky in real life? I get that one a lot since writing about my love for Spader.

Some I can tell were led here based on particular titles of posts or content like these:

fairy tale spanking
mason pearson spanking
scony nyc review
spanked in the park
what do you think this is a holiday inn
benefit of cursing You’re welcome!
black and blue after spanking pictures
pictures of spanking marks
bruised from hand spanking Okay, okay. I bruise easily. No need to make me self conscious!
good girls like to be spanked We sure do! Why are you laughing? I’m good!

Here are some of the stranger ones:

“lea” extreme spanking I don’t like the sound of this new idea for an Olympic sport.
granny panties Definitely no pics found here fitting that description.
do all tops spank Isn’t that sort of the point of being one? Let me search my top rolodex for you. I’m sure we can find an evil referral.
experiences of to be spank on the bare butt during a spanking session of scony in new york That’s quite a mouthful! My experience was a good one. 😉
give me an oww spanking A cheer gone bad?
he tapped the paddle on her bare butt and then really hit her hard Go on…
peaches corner spanko I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned peaches.
spanked for not eating vegetables Thus far I’ve avoided it!
spanked in mississippi I’m nowhere near there but apparently have good placement with Google’s searches.
spanking hermione corner sob Uh… looking for this Hermione?
spankingland I’d like to vacation there. When do we leave?
spanking lea I’m accepting applications.
spanking naughtyjoey email Hmm. Joey, do you want to give out your email?

That completes my latest batch of search madness. In other news, I have been featured in the latest issue of Wellred Weekly! If you’ve never read it, check it out! It is an electronic journal of the Library of Spanking Fiction that features various articles and items of news for the spanking community. Interviews, art, stories, there’s a lot of great stuff to browse through. My article is about spanking labels and the content came from my post Bottom= Masochist?. I’m sure people who’ve read here since the beginning are glad I don’t write posts that long anymore. 😉 You’re in luck because the featured article is more condensed compared to my original post and you can find it here in Issue 10.

Shadow Lane has already begun for some participants who arrive early to start the fun, but it’ll officially start for me tomorrow. That is if my sense of direction leads me to Vegas and not Denver. Lol. A 6-7 hour car ride alone sounds incredibly boring but I’ll focus on going the right way and not falling asleep. My plan is to get out of here about 5 am Friday to hopefully arrive by noon. O_O I haven’t woken up that early since I camped outside a store to get ‘N Sync concert tickets. Yeah, really.

This is all I have ready to pack so far.

One thing I’m super excited about with driving is that I can bring WHATEVER I want! I’m used to traveling all the way to New York for parties and having to stick with the airport’s strict baggage limits, fees, and restricted content. If I feel like it, I can bring 6 bags for 2 days, a gallon of shampoo, all my implements, any liquids I feel like drinking, throwing stars, and snow globes. Screw you, TSA! Now I just have to actually pack. But bonus of not worrying about checked luggage being crushed is I can throw things in however I want. No worries about layering clothes around the possibly exploding hair product bottles.

Assuming I get there in one piece, the next thing I’ll have to tackle is socializing. I’m more nervous than normal prior to this party because it’s mostly an entirely new crowd of folks I’ve never met before. Thankfully, there will be a few familiar Scony faces so I’ll have somebody to hang out with should I chicken out and not say hello to anyone else. Lol. Friday afternoon starts with a newbie party so if things go as planned I’ll have a little time to rest and get changed prior to attending that. I will be back next week with many stories to share. Wish me luck!

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12 Responses to Search Madness/Wellred Weekly/Shadow Lane Is Almost Here

  1. joeyred51 says:


    Terrific post. I am looking forward to seeing you at SL. Just think we will be newbies again!! LOL.

    I am also glad that we have a group of SCONY friends attending with us. Plus, Ms M knows lots of people.

    I will be sending you positive thoughts during your drive.



  2. Emen says:

    Good luck. Can't wait to hear about it 🙂


  3. Erica says:

    Just one more day, YAY! 😀

    One search phrase I see constantly is “Eric Scott spanking.” WTF? Granted, there is an actor named Eric Scott (he played one of the brothers on “The Waltons”), but that's a whole other fantasy altogether.


  4. SNP says:

    Have a safe trip and have fun Lea:)


  5. Anonymous says:

    Bon Voyage, Lea!!!

    Please, pretty please, text me during the weekend, so I might be able to enjoy it vicariously. 🙂

    You are going to have an amazing time, I just know it!



  6. Lea says:

    @joey, I'm not sure how I feel about that. Being a newbie didn't have that many benefits before. Lol. See you tomorrow!

    @Emen, Thanks! I'm sure I'll come back with a few stories, if only disastrously driving related. 😉

    @Erica, Eric Scott, huh? Interesting. I do get search hits for Leia-Ann Woods sometimes. Just similar first names, I suppose.

    @SNP, Thank you! A friend loaned me his GPS for the weekend so I'm feeling MUCH better.

    @Regan, I will text you for sure. If only for a Friday DOOL recap. We both know it's the most important episode of the week!


  7. ronnie says:

    Loved the post.

    Have fun weekend Lea.



  8. Hermione says:

    I haven't had any keyword searches for spanking Lea, but if I do I'll send them your way.

    Have a great SL weekend!



  9. Kaelah says:

    Have a safe trip to Vegas and back, Lea! I am sure you are going to have a lot of fun. 🙂


  10. SpankCake says:

    Almost therrrrrrre!



  11. Ana says:

    Peach's Corner is an actual honest-to-goodness F/F spanking fiction site. URL is In case you were wondering. 🙂

    And yes, the search terms do make me giggle.

    Have a wonderful party! Enjoy yourself and good luck not bruising so much this time. Hope you get enough spanking to fill your heart with glee. 🙂


  12. Lea says:

    @ronnie, Thanks! It was a lot of fun!

    @Hermione, Haha, thanks for keeping an eye out!

    @Kaelah, No car accidents or major wrong turns. Hooray!

    @SpankCake, Really enjoyed meeting you!

    @Ana, Ah, thanks for the info. I am bruised but not where I expected to be. Stories to come!


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