I admit that I’ve typed seemingly stupid things into a search engine. My friend laughed at me for looking up “how to brown ground beef.” Hey, it helped! Not everyone is a chef. Sheesh. From time to time, I come across search keywords that led people to my blog that really make me scratch my head or just laugh. There are some standard ones that I often see like these:
good girl spanking
sounds of spanking
is james spader kinky in real life? I get that one a lot since writing about my love for Spader.
Some I can tell were led here based on particular titles of posts or content like these:
fairy tale spanking
mason pearson spanking
scony nyc review
spanked in the park
what do you think this is a holiday inn
benefit of cursing You’re welcome!
black and blue after spanking pictures
pictures of spanking marks
bruised from hand spanking Okay, okay. I bruise easily. No need to make me self conscious!
good girls like to be spanked We sure do! Why are you laughing? I’m good!
Here are some of the stranger ones:
“lea” extreme spanking I don’t like the sound of this new idea for an Olympic sport.
granny panties Definitely no pics found here fitting that description.
do all tops spank Isn’t that sort of the point of being one?
evilspanking.com Let me search my top rolodex for you. I’m sure we can find an evil referral.
experiences of to be spank on the bare butt during a spanking session of scony in new york That’s quite a mouthful! My experience was a good one. 😉
give me an oww spanking A cheer gone bad?
he tapped the paddle on her bare butt and then really hit her hard Go on…
peaches corner spanko I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned peaches.
spanked for not eating vegetables Thus far I’ve avoided it!
spanked in mississippi I’m nowhere near there but apparently have good placement with Google’s searches.
spanking hermione corner sob Uh… looking for this Hermione?
spankingland I’d like to vacation there. When do we leave?
spanking lea I’m accepting applications.
spanking naughtyjoey email Hmm. Joey, do you want to give out your email?
That completes my latest batch of search madness. In other news, I have been featured in the latest issue of Wellred Weekly! If you’ve never read it, check it out! It is an electronic journal of the Library of Spanking Fiction that features various articles and items of news for the spanking community. Interviews, art, stories, there’s a lot of great stuff to browse through. My article is about spanking labels and the content came from my post Bottom= Masochist?. I’m sure people who’ve read here since the beginning are glad I don’t write posts that long anymore. 😉 You’re in luck because the featured article is more condensed compared to my original post and you can find it here in Issue 10.
Shadow Lane has already begun for some participants who arrive early to start the fun, but it’ll officially start for me tomorrow. That is if my sense of direction leads me to Vegas and not Denver. Lol. A 6-7 hour car ride alone sounds incredibly boring but I’ll focus on going the right way and not falling asleep. My plan is to get out of here about 5 am Friday to hopefully arrive by noon. O_O I haven’t woken up that early since I camped outside a store to get ‘N Sync concert tickets. Yeah, really.
|This is all I have ready to pack so far.|
One thing I’m super excited about with driving is that I can bring WHATEVER I want! I’m used to traveling all the way to New York for parties and having to stick with the airport’s strict baggage limits, fees, and restricted content. If I feel like it, I can bring 6 bags for 2 days, a gallon of shampoo, all my implements, any liquids I feel like drinking, throwing stars, and snow globes. Screw you, TSA! Now I just have to actually pack. But bonus of not worrying about checked luggage being crushed is I can throw things in however I want. No worries about layering clothes around the possibly exploding hair product bottles.
Assuming I get there in one piece, the next thing I’ll have to tackle is socializing. I’m more nervous than normal prior to this party because it’s mostly an entirely new crowd of folks I’ve never met before. Thankfully, there will be a few familiar Scony faces so I’ll have somebody to hang out with should I chicken out and not say hello to anyone else. Lol. Friday afternoon starts with a newbie party so if things go as planned I’ll have a little time to rest and get changed prior to attending that. I will be back next week with many stories to share. Wish me luck!